STEPFORD STORIES: Welcome To The New Digs

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Welcome To The New Digs

Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday to me!
Happy Birthday, dear Kristi!
Happy Birthday, to me!

This is my new home, new playground, new place to hang, vent, chat and pal around with a few of my closest friends. No Haters allowed (you know who you are).

Cheers!!!

Best,
K

7 Comments:

Pam said...: This is GREAT! About frickin time, too.

Pam; April 22, 2009 at 3:06 PM
Ramona said...: LOVE it and Love you. I'll be visiting often.
R; April 22, 2009 at 3:18 PM
Kimberly said...: Love it.You will get the respect you deserve by having your own blog site! Only like-minded people allowed! LOL!
Kimberly; April 22, 2009 at 6:40 PM
Dana said...: :-); April 23, 2009 at 7:19 AM
Tawnia said...: I think I love it here:) You ladies get your sites up and going too! Please check out mommy space! Kristi you are the best:) Tawnia; April 23, 2009 at 3:42 PM
Angie said...: Love your new blog and love you... Happy Bday my friend! Even though it wasnt exactly on time, the love and wishes for happiness couldnt be stronger!!! Cant wait to read your next post!; April 24, 2009 at 10:49 PM
Angie said...: This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.; April 24, 2009 at 10:51 PM

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Rules I Live By

1. Thou shall not speak Redneck.

2. When you can walk in heels, you can wear them.

3. Do not phone stalk. I am not deaf.

4. There is no such thing as a "bra top". It's a bra and you're wearing it without a top.

5. There is no circumstance that exists where my eyes should see your thong.

6. If you wax, I don't need to know.

7. If you need to wax, please do.

8. Paint your toenails - often.

9. Respect my personal space. If I can hear you breathing, you're too close.

10. If you hate me, I can live without knowing it and you will survive without telling me.

Rules For My Children

1. Pokemon Trainer is not a real profession.

2. There is no profession I will approve of that includes a pole.

3. Sometimes the only way out of something is through it.

4. Life isn’t fair, but you’ve gotten a better start than 99% of the world’s population.

5. Money will not make you happy, but it can make your life a whole lot easier (so work hard).

6. If you’re not getting what you want, trying giving someone else what they want.

7. Sarcasm is encouraged.

8. Gratitude is required.

9. Your life will not turn out how you planned.

10. Number 9 is a good thing.

11. While honesty is the best policy, knowing when to shut up is just as critical.

12. Be kind to wait staff, they have hard jobs and they have control over the food you are going to put in your mouth.

13. Alcohol, a piece of plywood, a flight of stairs and a fire extinguisher should never be used at the same time.

14. Tattoos are permanent, piercing are not.

15. Vote ... Vote ... Vote ... Vote!

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Welcome To The New Digs

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