Thursday, June 4, 2009

The Stepford Crack and Tat Police

I spent the afternoon at the Stepford Elementary School. As typically happens, I saw some things that astonished me. I'm always on the lookout for things that will write and I'm never disappointed. I thought I had found today's writing material when one of the PTA Mom's came around the corner in a t-shirt that read "Hate the Sin. Love the Sinner." My second grader said, "MOM! Did you see that shirt???? It said 'HATE'!" Nice. Gotta love that "Christian" attitude.

However, Sally the Sinner Lover didn't take the cake today. As I was photographing my kids on the playground, I spied with my little eyes something very, very wrong. I would describe it, but there are just no words.

Seriously. This lack of self-awareness boggles the mind.


SFI Group Inc said...

Hey that ass looks familiar! Were you at my kids school today taking pix of my butt? LOL LOL LOL This is terrrible, but I feel like that when I wear low-rise jeans. Did you tell this fashion-don't that crack kills?
Love T

Stelly said...

Please tell me it was a student and not a teacher - please! Your fav teacher!

distractionscorridor said...

I don'tk now which is better...the crack or the bottom of the tramp stamp sticking out...damn, being gone from the blogosphere for so long has given me a plethora of things to make me pee my pants!

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